I consider myself to be a patient person, however there is one thing that I cannot abide and that is someone messing with my food. This can be in a number of ways:
1. Attempting to steal something off my plate by slyly sliding their fork over when I am not looking (or worse still using their filthy god damn fingers) Keep your dirty mitts off!
2. Trying to take over in the kitchen when I am cooking. Either I am the cook making the food or you bloody well do it. Consider this: Two many cooks spoil the broth 😉
3. When I order takeaway, I order what I want to eat. This is not so that you can share mine (whether you like yours or not). IT IS MY FOOD! If you wanted what I ordered, you should have ordered that too!
End of rant. AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! I feel so much better now 🙂