Daily Prompt: Why leaving a mouse is never easy

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The last thing I left was the dead mouse on my door step. It was a present for my master but she was not very happy! I could not understand why she was angry at me as this gift was all I had. Everything to my name, all that I ever have I leave for her. I felt so sad I just stared at her and sauntered off. Next time I will find a bigger and better mouse, and try to keep its head on.

Until next time…..Meow

Love Lily Twinkle (Cat)

Daily Prompt: Never gonna give you up……Food

I consider myself to be a patient person, however there is one thing that I cannot abide and that is someone messing with my food.  This can be in a number of ways:

1. Attempting to steal something off my plate by slyly sliding their fork over when I am not looking (or worse still using their filthy god damn fingers) Keep your dirty mitts off!

2.  Trying to take over in the kitchen when I am cooking.  Either I am the cook making the food or you bloody well do it.  Consider this: Two many cooks spoil the broth 😉

3.  When I order takeaway, I order what I want to eat.  This is not so that you can share mine (whether you like yours or not). IT IS MY FOOD! If you wanted what I ordered, you should have ordered that too!

End of rant.  AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! I feel so much better now 🙂

steal food

 

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