Lily & Tallulah: I think we have a problem…..

I had two house cats.  One called Tallulah and one called Lily.  Tallulah recently went AWOL.  She darted out of the door one morning and sadly she has never returned.  That was approximately four weeks ago now.  It has been a sad time but eventually the rugrats (aka the 15, 7 and 6 year old) have finally come to terms. That was the first problem.

You know how some say ‘whatever the universe takes away from you, you will receive back ten fold.’  I am a little worried that this may be the case.  Lily also got out of the house about 5 weeks ago.  Thankfully she came back BUT I’ve noticed she seems to be putting on weight and looks a little rounded around the tummy area.  FFS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We have just had Coco the crazy cockapoo move in, I cannot cope with a load of kittens running around too.  Please god, just let it be the case that Lily is just putting on a little weight.

And for those thinking the obvious….why has she not been neutered…..she was a house cat, she is almost one now and she has never been out before the other week, so I really did not want to put her through that if she was living indoors with us.  She is happy to be at home and will go out in the enclosed garden and come back in, it was just this one fateful time, and as they say….it only takes once!

I will keep you updated if there are any little additions!

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Tallulah Tree Monster

tree monster   one leg

No one warned me that when I got two kittens that Christmas potentially would never be the same!  Since putting up the Christmas tree Tallulah Sparkles has done nothing but climb up the middle, batting out the baubles from behind so she can play football around the living room and kitchen floor.  Additionally, poor caramel santa (whom can be seen in this picture) has lost a leg!  Unfortunately he will remain a casualty forever more as not only did Tallulah rip poor santa’s leg off but also appears to have eaten it as there is no trace of it at all.  I will be genuinely surprised if there is anything left of what was our beautiful tree by Christmas day!

Luckily, Lily Twinkle is not quite as sadistic as Tallulah and is happy chilling out with Father Christmas and his helper 🙂

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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat….

smelly cat from ‘Friends’

I think my kitten has problems, twice today she has let off wind in my face, and it smells horrible! The sort of smell which actually could make you sick instantly!!

smelly cat

I have two kittens, both normally lovely and do not usually have a problem with flatulence.  The black one is fine, its the other black and white one that has the problem.  She seems fine otherwise, but it really is causing a problem today because the stench is so bad!

Poor Lily Twinkle, I hope she gets better soon, as picking her up and her trumping in my face was not one of her finer moments, or mine for that matter!!

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