Sorry you were out…..we’ve left your parcel….

I wont mention the name of the delivery company that is being rather creative with where they leave parcels as I really think most of the companies are the same.  Here is a list of the top places they like to leave the deliveries.  I have not plucked these from thin air, nor have I made them up, I have been told by friends and family, as well as what I have read myself on a certain social networking site….yes Facebook.  Here we go:

  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel…. under the door mat
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel….in the playhouse (said playhouse was situation in the back garden, back garden only accessible by next door neighbours gate and after knocking down temporary fencing!)
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel….under the bucket, next to your car
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel….in the wheelie bin!
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel…in the bin (turned out to be the recycling bin the day it was being collected!)
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel…. they did nt leave a card this time, just threw it over the fence into the back garden, broke the dinner set and the washing line in the process!
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel….in the garage.  Funny as this particular person does not have a garage and lives in a mid terrace
  • Dear sir/madam, sorry you were not in when we called, we have left your parcel….in the cat flap (wedged in, could nt get it out and the poor cat could nt get in or out either)

Keep up the  good work, you are amazing 😉

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